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31 Weeks Pregnant Photo and Update

August 5, 2013

How far along? 31 Weeks

Your baby is the size of a pineapple its’s about 15.2 to 16.7 inches long and weighs about 2.5 to 3.8 pounds this month. It’s getting so big, he’s probably crowding your lungs.

 How big is your baby: pineapple

Total weight gain/loss:Gained 25 pounds (156)
 
I decided to just do a summary since a lot of the answers are still the same… 🙁
We just cleaned out the baby room of all the items that weren’t “baby” and my hubby started ‘daddy boot camp” last week. He was pretty excited when he came home because some of the guys in the class were even more clueless then him…which I thought was cute! We start “our” baby class together in a couple of weeks, I’m pretty excited because I’ve only held a couple of babies in my lifetime so all the education I can get i’m ready for! Oh ya…and my belly button is almost a full “outtie” which is  a little weird but I had a pretty deep “innie” so it’s a little cute “outite”
New cravings: tomatoes….just tomatoes sliced up with some salt and pepper…yum! And Cran-Lemonade which is delicious! i’m surprise they didn’t think of that combo sooner!
No new stretch marks! Thank goodness…and I definitely have to go pee wwwwayyyyy more then usual, so i’ve grown accustomed now to public bathrooms especially at the grocery store 🙂


Filed Under: Pregnant Photos, third trimester

Average Night being pregnant…third trimester

August 4, 2013

So I was venting to my husband the other day about how tired I and he turned to me with his blood shot eyes and said, “you are tired?” I was a little confused since I’m the one carrying a basketball and 25 extra pounds….he then began to explain how he understands how I’m tired because my lack of sleep is causing his lack of sleep. Let me explain, outside of me snoring every night, I occasionally kick him as I rotate to a new position and of course if I get a leg cramp, i’m constantly stealing his pillows, and I have to pee AT LEAST three times a night, which by the way is absolutely confusing to me because I don’t ever remember drinking that much water to pee out that much??? So I thought my honey would enjoy this comic…I know I do every time I see it! 🙂


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Baby Moon Comfort

August 1, 2013

So i’m pretty much obsessed with my pregnancy pillow, it’s probably one the best inventions EVER! And it’s made sleeping sooooo much more comfortable. The only problem is if you ever have to stay in a hotel they don’t exactly have these pillows on stand by for the pregnant guests. However, as my husband pointed out to me there is an endless supply of pillows…so I I could build a fort of pillows around me to resemble my pregnancy pillow? Don’t get me wrong i’m not complaining that my husband wants to do a “baby moon” (its the last get away before the baby comes) but i’m worried i’m not going to sleep, and from what EVERYONE says to me these days is, “make sure  you get all the sleep you can NOW” (like I can bottle up sleep for later or something)…..


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Does your significant other ever forget you are pregnant?

July 31, 2013

Has your significant other ever forgot that you were pregnant, just for a minute? I’m not saying he forgets for days at a time, I’m saying he forgets for that minute he asks me to “shock the pool” or lift a piece of heavy furniture…. This has been going pretty much since I told my husband I was pregnant, and really…I don’t blame him. There are most mornings that I wake up and forget i’m pregnant. I still get a chuckle every time it happens, and I just point to my basketball size belly and smile.  And the bigger I get the funnier it is to me….for instance the latest is pulling the car in the garage. Now that i’m a lot bigger I have to maneuver myself so crazy out the car that the door has to open ALL the way…so…my husband can’t just pull into the garage or a parking spot as usual he either has to squeeze out of his side or let me out before he pulls in…I’m sure you have some stories of when this has happened to you? I would love to hear them! Thanks again for reading and don’t forget to subscribe so you can get the latest post by email!


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Dogs and Toddlers

July 30, 2013

So I came across this blog that I find very amusing called Baby Sideburns and she wrote an article titled, “Kids and dogs are pretty much the same, kinda sorta” she basically came up with eleven ways that dogs and kids are alike. I was really inspired by this article because the similarities were so funny and I thought it would be perfect to do an illustration based on some of these ideas, you know they say “a picture is worth a thousand words”. I only illustrated 5 of her eleven, so definitely read the article to see the rest, and her commentary is hilarious! Anyway, my husband and I are going to have a new baby soon in 9 weeks and the only thing we have raised to this day is our dogs who we love dearly. So…that being said…I hope you enjoy the comic!

 

 

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